what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
im about as happy as oj after his trial
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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