So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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