pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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