Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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