i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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