Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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