you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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