So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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