You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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