I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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