he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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