it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
it hurts more in the daytime
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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