no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
