i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
