it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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