Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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