when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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