Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
