How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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