you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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