We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
