she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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