I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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