I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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