If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
