i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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