all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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