Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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