did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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