So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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