Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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