I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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