he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
the liver wants what the liver wants
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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