Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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