I think my vagina is haunted
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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