Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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