At least make sure they are 18
Why
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
