I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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