Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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