is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Randomize
