Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I will die if light touches me.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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