have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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