Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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