NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I want her autograph on my taint
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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