oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
