plz talk dirty to me
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
