She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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