at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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