Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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