Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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