If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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