he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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