Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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