i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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