Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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