This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
im six kinds of drunk right now
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize