i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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