Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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