is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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