I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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