belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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