Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
This beer is not sobering me up at all
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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